latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos, via sweet-dreams-love)

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(Source: phineasomg, via ineed-to-leave-this-place)

  • Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen

sextnoise:

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

no im just scared of the monster thats under my bed

(via induration)

emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

image

(via sweet-dreams-love)

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via live-hard-rock-harder)

assume:

finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life

(via worsting)

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